I hope you have all had a fantastic week so far, Dr Sparkles fans. I have been jet-setting to various La Liga and Seria A games, along with a quick trip to New York, to bring you the latest in International football news, with my unique Dr Sparkles slant. This week I am focusing on possible (or actual) alternative careers for footballers. I hope the jetlag was worth it. Enjoy, sweeties, and until next week….
Vocational Suggestion 1: Be a Model
This would usually be an excuse to throw out some of the old Armani photos of Beckham and Ljungberg in their brief briefs, but Dr Sparkles is anything but predictable. First up, choosing modelling as a way to make a bit of cash on the side is Real Madrid’s Xabi Alonso. Not content with being a half decent player and holding the record for longest-range goal ever scored in the Premiership (beating Steve Harper from 61 yards back in 2006) Xabi and his beautiful fiancée Nagore posed exclusively for Vogue España, proving that Xavi is not a one trick pony. Dr Sparkles believes that this is far classier than many of the UK’s footballers who have their gaudy weddings published in Hello or OK Magazine…
Vocational Suggestion 1: Be a Model
This would usually be an excuse to throw out some of the old Armani photos of Beckham and Ljungberg in their brief briefs, but Dr Sparkles is anything but predictable. First up, choosing modelling as a way to make a bit of cash on the side is Real Madrid’s Xabi Alonso. Not content with being a half decent player and holding the record for longest-range goal ever scored in the Premiership (beating Steve Harper from 61 yards back in 2006) Xabi and his beautiful fiancée Nagore posed exclusively for Vogue España, proving that Xavi is not a one trick pony. Dr Sparkles believes that this is far classier than many of the UK’s footballers who have their gaudy weddings published in Hello or OK Magazine…
One classy, one trashy? You decide.
In addition to this type of modelling, Dr Sparkles firmly believes that some footballers would benefit from being hairdressers’ models, thus improving their silky smooth locks, and (in some cases) their game play one thousand fold…
Barcelona’s Lionel Messi has hair that currently matches his name. The ‘best player in the world’ could possibly improve his game even more by getting a nice short back and sides…
Marouane Fellaini points out his immense barnet after scoring for Everton.
Liverpool’s Fernando Torres, thinking back to blonder days.
Vocational Suggestion Number 2: Be an Artist
Be it tattoos, acting, or illustrating Children’s books, it seems that footballers are an arty bunch. Bristol City’s David James is an avid artist, a title he holds proud along with his record of most Premiership appearances (573 for those of you who are counting) and there are many footballers who use their bodies as canvases for tattoo artists (some with greater success than others).
Not to mention footballing great King Eric Cantona and his stint as a poet (somewhat dubious) and actor (his performance in Elizabeth being his crowning glory). Dr Sparkles approves of footballers who are not afraid to show their arty sides, and other than the selection of rather ghastly tattoos that some footballers exhibit, thinks that acting, arting or tattooing is a worthy vocation after the footballing is done…
Be it tattoos, acting, or illustrating Children’s books, it seems that footballers are an arty bunch. Bristol City’s David James is an avid artist, a title he holds proud along with his record of most Premiership appearances (573 for those of you who are counting) and there are many footballers who use their bodies as canvases for tattoo artists (some with greater success than others).
Not to mention footballing great King Eric Cantona and his stint as a poet (somewhat dubious) and actor (his performance in Elizabeth being his crowning glory). Dr Sparkles approves of footballers who are not afraid to show their arty sides, and other than the selection of rather ghastly tattoos that some footballers exhibit, thinks that acting, arting or tattooing is a worthy vocation after the footballing is done…
King Eric in 'Elizabeth'.
Scary Clowns by D. James.
Daniele De Rossi shows off his manga-like tattoos after scoring a goal for Roma, while Stephen Ireland goes for a winged effect. Interesting.
And, of course, where would we be if we didn’t mention Mr Football Tattoos himself, David Beckham?
Vocational Suggestion Number 3: Be a Legend
At a time where true legends appear to be scarce in the game we all love, Dr Sparkles would like to pay homage to two ex-players who have returned to the game after some absence, and who are already being heralded as born-again saviours.
King Eric Cantona has recently taken up residence in New York, becoming Director of Soccer at New York Cosmos. Even Sir Alex Ferguson thinks this is a good move for the King, saying “I am delighted for Eric, It is quite an innovative move by New York Cosmos. They are rebuilding their team and although it doesn't start until next year, whether they want Eric's knowledge, charisma or personality, it will be interesting for him." Dr Sparkles, for one, agrees with Sir Alex and can’t wait to see King Eric back on the pitch again. Or, at least, standing beside it…
At a time where true legends appear to be scarce in the game we all love, Dr Sparkles would like to pay homage to two ex-players who have returned to the game after some absence, and who are already being heralded as born-again saviours.
King Eric Cantona has recently taken up residence in New York, becoming Director of Soccer at New York Cosmos. Even Sir Alex Ferguson thinks this is a good move for the King, saying “I am delighted for Eric, It is quite an innovative move by New York Cosmos. They are rebuilding their team and although it doesn't start until next year, whether they want Eric's knowledge, charisma or personality, it will be interesting for him." Dr Sparkles, for one, agrees with Sir Alex and can’t wait to see King Eric back on the pitch again. Or, at least, standing beside it…
It would be unfair to mention legends without bringing up another King, this time King Kenny Dalglish. Liverpool fans the world over were overjoyed when Dalglish was appointed as new Liverpool manager, and although his presence hasn’t quite caused the stir that fans were hoping for, there is plenty of time for a turaround by a somewhat (currently) lacklustre Liverpool squad. Dr Sparkles is all in favour in legends returning and hopes that this will be a positive move for Liverpool, as opposed to a Shearer-for-Newcastle debacle…
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